Corn Refiners Association
The vile substance high fructose corn syrup has taken a few hits recently, with more and more people coming to realize what shit it is. The CRA has started to fight back with TV ads:
Die in a fire. All of you. Everyone from the actual members of the Corn Refiners Association to the bitch in the above ad. DIE. IN. A. FIRE.
First, HFCS tastes like shit. Second, it's bad for you. Third, it's only cheaper because we place ridiculous tariffs on the import of sugar.
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