Due to the incompetence of my new and now former bank Wells Fargo I was left without access to my money today. I had planned to play the $1,500 PLO event today, but that plan was dashed due to my bankroll being held hostage.

I would, however, not advocate anyone repeatedly call Wells Fargo's toll free number and take up their customer service representative's time with inane questions. I certainly would not encourage anyone to call 888-231-0757 or 800-869-3557 over and over. Not at all. Companies pay money for each 800 number call received, so this would be wrong.

Anyway, lacking the cash to play anything other than a $1/2 game I decided to skip poker for the evening. I did drop by the Rio briefly and while there I dropped $5 in a slot machine (for those that know me, this is a good indication of just how tilted I was).

After two pulls in the $.25 slot I hit a jackpot for $283.75.

Maybe I should become a professional slot player.