Let's talk about protester number three. Now, I can't say that I've ever felt the need to create a sign and go picket something. I participated in several anti-war protests prior to the invasion of Iraq (I'll keep the self congratulatory praise for being ahead of the curve on that to a minimum), but those were low key affairs and didn't involve any signage.

I am, however, fairly certain, that if I was ever compelled to create a sign to protest something I would be capable of spelling words as long as reject correctly.

What, Jesus doesn't allow spellcheckers?

Moving on to number four. Of all the things you had to choose from in the Harry Potter series you chose the frigging owls? That's pretty much like protesting porn by complaining about the hookers wearing white after labor day.